desusama:

Hey guys!

I kept telling myself I would do a giveaway but I’m dumb and I procrastinate on even the fun things.

But here it is!

IN OUR PACKAGE WE HAVE:

Any one item from the Whatpumpkin store (any size for clothing)

and

Any one item from the MSPA Topatoco (excluding the book combo pack deals sorry that’s just too much money and also any size for clothing)

REQUIREMENTS:

Keep it to ten reblogs and one like.

No giveaway blogs. That’s always felt like cheating to me.

You don’t have to be following me but it’s greatly appreciated.

DEADLINE:

In two weeks exactly on May 28th I’ll be pulling a name! I’ll be counting reblogs, so don’t think you can get away with cheating.

May the odds be ever in your favor!

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desusama:

Hey guys!

I kept telling myself I would do a giveaway but I’m dumb and I procrastinate on even the fun things.

But here it is!

IN OUR PACKAGE WE HAVE:

Any one item from the Whatpumpkin store (any size for clothing)

and

Any one item from the MSPA Topatoco (excluding the book combo pack deals sorry that’s just too much money and also any size for clothing)

REQUIREMENTS:

Keep it to ten reblogs and one like.

No giveaway blogs. That’s always felt like cheating to me.

You don’t have to be following me but it’s greatly appreciated.

DEADLINE:

In two weeks exactly on May 28th I’ll be pulling a name! I’ll be counting reblogs, so don’t think you can get away with cheating.

May the odds be ever in your favor!

(via aqueousescapist)

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pobesito:

dysnei pls

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icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

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nakedarms:

twelvebats:

borednawkward:

pragmatichominid:

deviouslyratedm:

big-ginge-valverde:

fuzzybagels:

agniology:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

to infinity and beyond…

I’ve got a friend in me….

And the winner is ^

YOU ARE A TOY.

….That has to be bad for you. I mean…That’s like…in there.

It really is…

…………………………

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like-microwave-pizza:

nakedrubycried:

Sherlock Holmes has an Iron Man lunchbox.

he’s gonna kill me

this man is going to be the death of me

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okpals:

holy shit

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Source: thefuuuucomics

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gilligan-pantyhose:

slinkycat:

contravention:

saywhiplash:

geoffreymation:

ice-valkyrie:

“The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com

I need this in my life.

YES

FINALLY

OH MY GOD WANT

Before I checked the website my first thought was ‘Oh God it charges your device by sucking precious years off your lifespan!’

Too much Doctor Who I think XD

DO WANT.

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tonystaarks:

saintdoriangray:

theavengersheadcanons:

Agent Coulson has visited Captain America’s memorial since he was six years old.

Submitted by donottouchmychicken

Except now, Captain America visits his.

#I DIDN’T NEED THAT

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brb-eatingmyfeelings:

thuund3r:

Please tell me you guys remember this

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

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desusama:

Hey guys!

I kept telling myself I would do a giveaway but I’m dumb and I procrastinate on even the fun things.

But here it is!

IN OUR PACKAGE WE HAVE:

Any one item from the Whatpumpkin store (any size for clothing)

and

Any one item from the MSPA Topatoco (excluding the book combo pack deals sorry that’s just too much money and also any size for clothing)

REQUIREMENTS:

Keep it to ten reblogs and one like.

No giveaway blogs. That’s always felt like cheating to me.

You don’t have to be following me but it’s greatly appreciated.

DEADLINE:

In two weeks exactly on May 28th I’ll be pulling a name! I’ll be counting reblogs, so don’t think you can get away with cheating.

May the odds be ever in your favor!

(via aqueousescapist)

tangspersonalshit:

pancakestein:

I CANT FUCKING

BREATH

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